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Dickmatized

dickmatized: being hypnotized by some good dick. 2. Can't get enough of somebody's dick. May result in poor decisions. 3. A trap for smart girls that get thirsty and fuck the next guy that comes along and the dick is so surprisingly good you get hooked to a loser.
That boy has you dickmatized.
by michellezilla August 17, 2020
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Dickmatized

When your soul , mind , and body have been completely taken by the dick. You start to say unconsciously thoughts after being railed by the dick such as “ I love you .” Mind you this happens after just a week of being introduced to the dick and then engulfed by it.
Jessie was so pleased after the dick she wanted to marry him. Call her dickmatized.
by beau 21 August 11, 2021
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The Dicktator

This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.
I just gave Jill The Dicktator and boy was she a screamin!
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017
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dickhatership

Any group or club which is against men or is predominantly made up of lesbians.
"Now that we have this new lesbian president, the United States is officially a dickhatership."
by L RiZzO July 10, 2007
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dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.
"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."
by elizalegs February 9, 2007
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dicktate

When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.
*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
by Jawnie April 26, 2015
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dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name
"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
by bbfemmex February 11, 2010
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