dick move

Something someone does that you don’t like because it causes you a life inconvenience.

Apparently sharing the beauty of nature and wanting to preserve it by not sharing the location is a dick move.

by SCTB October 28, 2020

Moving dick

It's when you hump your own bed it is similar to masturbate

My dad caught me moving dick

by freaking kid October 29, 2021

dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.

Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”

by 1234125 June 5, 2018

Dick Move

An event similar to a plot twist in the Chicago One franchise directed by Dick Wolf, hence the name.

- Mike breaking up with Jannice was a total dick move.

- Yeah, it was awful, and nobody saw it coming :c

by One Joy, Enjoy! Podcast September 20, 2021

no dick move

When women are being women.

Wearing fakes lashes is such a no dick move.

by Jarfboy May 17, 2022

Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

Dick Move

When you like something that you want to buy, but you don't like it a enough to pay for it yourself.

" I want to get this water bottle, but I don't like it enough to pay for it my self."

"bro that's a DICK MOVE."

by LV TV July 31, 2024