Leonardo DiCaprio Sexual

Meaning you are in love with Leonardo DiCaprio (old or young or even both)

Mom I’m Leonardo DiCaprio Sexual Hes just so perfect!

by Kadence lohman December 29, 2020

dickfart

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

dickface champion

noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.

This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.

by agrus001 May 5, 2009

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Dickfiber

Those long hairs that appears in underwear and sometimes within genitalia.

-Dude i just found dickfiber in my pantsMark
- Yo' thats gross-

by JoakoVlsc June 8, 2016

Young Leonardo DiCaprio

The HOTTEST man to ever live on the planet earth. Literal definition to the love of my life.

"woah man Young Leonardo DiCaprio is so hot!"
"I know"

by Chick3nstips September 9, 2020

Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004