dial 0

no fucks given

when they ask me for my number i dont hit em with the digits. i just tell em "Dial 0 that's how many fucks are given"

by karab March 30, 2015

dial pad

to call someone on a cellular device

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD

by I AM COLD April 16, 2009

dial-a-doper

A dial-a-doper is a street-level member of a drug organization, the one who takes calls from customers, then drives to a location to make the exchange.

I'm running short of stuff, time to call the dial-a-doper..

by Concerned citizen II November 16, 2009

Dial Drones

People who are addicted to talking on their cell phones

When ordering a cappucino at a cafe, dial drones multitask by making a call while they order

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

dial-up

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?

Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!

Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.

Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.

Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.

by rhet June 16, 2009

dial up

a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.

Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!

by Shadic January 10, 2005

dial-a-saur

A dial-a-saur is the same as a dial-a-bride (or a mail order bride) only much older. It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.

"She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-saur!"

by Abzloot June 4, 2009