Dextered

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.

Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.

by Bbwayne December 7, 2012

dexter

one who sends dirty text messages.

Wow that girl is a dexter.

by Mikey Massas November 19, 2007

Dexter

A very talented man, with a very unique taste in music. Typically you'll find him at Walmart stalking the shelves

He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,

I wish you dexter

by Memziers May 31, 2016

Dexter

One who is texting while drinking. A drunken texter.

I have totally ruined our friendship, sorry that I'm such a Dexter!

by ookoy March 8, 2011

Dexter

The flyest jitt you ever knew

JWJ: the school i go to. They love Dexter

by ticklebuddyalexismydad November 11, 2017

Dexter

the flyest jitt in the world

Isabella: Is that Dexter? Arianna: ooou yass girl

by ticklebuddyalexismydad November 11, 2017

Dexter

Dexter is such a hoe and he always calls people slags

“Jesus Dexter is such a prick”

by Dexterisahoe December 30, 2018