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deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois
Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!
by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020
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Pro-deploy

To deploy resonators in a professional manner reflecting expertise and knowledge of the lay of the land. Used in the AR game ingress.
Brian is so leet, he always pro-deploys and those lazy smurfs waste so much gear on his portals.
by Mikki janes June 20, 2016
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deploy some troops

another term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in a military setting. See also amphibious assault and bombing mission.
I have to go deploy some troops before the meeting starts.
by DocP October 20, 2006
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deploy

1. To get destroyed.

2. To get messed up really bad.

3. To send off.
1. For example when someone snowboarding goes off a jump or just in general falls on their face and crashes huge. And you witness and then you yell, "DEPLOY!"

An other example would be when you're the passenger of a car and the driver almost hits the curve, you yell "DEPLOY!"

(These are just yelled with nothing too special.)

2. For example after you have packed a bowl and knock it over, you would then say, "deploy"

(This is said in a medium tone and when you get to the "oy" part is starts to trail off like--> DEplooyyyyy.......)

3. This would be a case when you would also say deploy, when you're about to plummet, or drop in. So just before you go you'd say, "deploy"

(This is said short and punctional.)
by Jeseus H. Christ July 22, 2008
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deploy the subs

A euphemism for taking a dump. Usually used if the eminent dump is expected to be massive and/or time consuming.
Manager: "Nancy, please hold all my calls, I need to go deploy the subs."
by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006
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deploy

to set off from.
that man deployed his hot man chowder all over russells face
by cravin morehead August 21, 2003
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derplock

a derplock is a person who is a mother fucking amazing spy and eats soy sauce and always has sex. normally a girl would be called a derplock. she would be so sexy and have the best body and very horny all the time. the word lock means
A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud. that is where derplock comes from but the derp part us the spy part that is why in all james bond movies james bond has sex with ladies but they are all spy's but sex spys. (derplocks)
emma robertson is an example of a derplock
by emma robertson September 30, 2012
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