Derick

Derick is a guy who will forget your birthday but cant stay mad hes so cute. He is a lil slow at times because he is always smoked out. He wont love you. Only loves me tho only me. He likes hellcats and is spoiled. Will lag for no reason but will always make it up to you with kisses. Get you a Derick

is that derick?
he has a nice hellcat

by 1takejay January 6, 2021

Derick

An alias given to a person who likes children and has sexual feelings for the same sex

Derick stares at children especially if they are boys

by Bingleton bingledorf II May 4, 2022

derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008

Derick

A pick me boy asshole, that’s moved on way to damn fast. He not only moves on too fast but he moves to fast in relationships. He will take your virginity and tell you that you are “lose”

“Bro, I heard Derick likes you. You should stay away from him.”

by Pickle_queen March 28, 2021

derickx

A Derickx is a footballer with a whale of a schlong.

Oooooh look at that derickx lay an awesome tackle.

by Crazy Man 2 November 23, 2010

Derick

has a penis shaped head that is always looking for a good nugget fuck

Nugget:wanna fuck?
Derick: does a bear shit in the woods?

by daltonmothafuckinpratt June 9, 2020

Derickosis

when one has the ability to go out with attractive, cool girls, one chooses the lower class, not as attractive, girl and the relationship never works.

You know who you are when you have a bad case of derickosis

by notmayyyyyyyyy November 20, 2013