When two males place their penises in opposite ends of a chinese finger trap and tug back and forth.
My male friend and I went home and decided to pull out our chinese finger trap and Mandarin Dock each other.
by rufus huckleberry February 20, 2010
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by strawbez-jez October 21, 2010
Get the deckwad mug.The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.
" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!
by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007
Get the Top Deck Trick mug.I wasn't going to make it to Jim's ass in time with the lighter, so I grabbed the Lysol and gave him a Flame Dock!
by djmd96 February 11, 2013
Get the Flame Dock mug.When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex
Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.
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Get the Fishermens deck chair mug.The name of a very beautiful Swedish man, who is both charming and charismatic in nature, with touch of sarcasm, and great intellectual prowess, an is well cultured in worldly affairs.
Person 1: I just wrote an urban dictionary entry for the YouTube celebrity Mark Deck (The Click) .
Person 2: *after reading Person 1's definition of that YouTube celebrity, take long pause before saying anything* this is the biggest display of bullshit ass-kissing I have ever seen, omfg, how thirsty are you for this man?
Person 1: yes
P.S. I made this definition for to be funny and make people laugh, also, I made it because I didn't see anything on urban dictionary about, The Click, an I personally think that out of all celebrity YouTubers on YouTube, there is no one more worthy of an urban dictionary definition than him, he is a really amazing dude and deserves lots of love and way more subscribers on YouTube than he actually has right now, an I hope one day I can get to talk to him either online or in person and tell him that he is not just beautiful on the outside, but, also, beautiful on the inside too, and that if he should ever feel like he isn't good enough at something, that he should know that as long as he enjoys doing something then that in its own little way makes him good enough at it, in my opinion. 😊
Person 2: *after reading Person 1's definition of that YouTube celebrity, take long pause before saying anything* this is the biggest display of bullshit ass-kissing I have ever seen, omfg, how thirsty are you for this man?
Person 1: yes
P.S. I made this definition for to be funny and make people laugh, also, I made it because I didn't see anything on urban dictionary about, The Click, an I personally think that out of all celebrity YouTubers on YouTube, there is no one more worthy of an urban dictionary definition than him, he is a really amazing dude and deserves lots of love and way more subscribers on YouTube than he actually has right now, an I hope one day I can get to talk to him either online or in person and tell him that he is not just beautiful on the outside, but, also, beautiful on the inside too, and that if he should ever feel like he isn't good enough at something, that he should know that as long as he enjoys doing something then that in its own little way makes him good enough at it, in my opinion. 😊
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