Hand Deliver

Handle Your Own Business

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.

by Handprint February 13, 2014

Delivered Duchess

A girl who acts genuinely interested in you but leaves you on delivered for hours or even days.

Yo dude this goth mommy I’m talking to is such a delivered duchess

by Mattywatty69 June 27, 2025

Steal and Deliver

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.

Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!

by Brzaukee July 20, 2016

Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

restaurant that delivers near me

restaurant that delivers near me means restaurant delivering near my location.e.g restaurantthatdeliversnearme.website

restaurant that delivers near me.

by ooscarjames March 18, 2021

Delivered

Delivered means your man left you on delivered. Not because they are not interested in you but because they are in love with you <33

#delulu

He left me on delivered he definitely loves me

by Youdonthavethisname July 20, 2023

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019