California Dentist

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

by Pitman123 June 23, 2007

Dentist

Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.

My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed

by sk8s4d8s November 14, 2012

dentist

An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.

It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.

Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"

Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye

by anonymous, yo October 26, 2005

Dick Dentist

sexual term for ejaculating inside a girls mouth and using your dick as a toothbrush, and using your pubes as floss.

"That dick dentist he did was sooooooo gross"

by nononononoyes March 22, 2010

dentist drill

when your being dick drilled while doing something extremely unpleasant

Ferd: So what did you last night?
Dob: Got dentist drilled
Ferd: oh...same

by Xx34_3dgykidteen_deathand April 19, 2018

dentist face

v.: dentist faced, dentist facing, dentist faces

a face usually given by an female adult actress when she receives ejaculate in her mouth but does not readily enjoy it

"Ha..That girl is dentist facing."
"I busted in the girl's mouth and she dentist faced.
As the girl dentist faces, the spoog drips out of her mouth.

by D. William Pearce April 5, 2005

mafia dentistry

when someone is in the mafia and instead of breaking their kneecaps or smashing their face in, they just bash their teeth in and pull some of the teeth out for a nice mixture of pain and suffering and justice and gmag :)

"hey you wanna start shit with camerons cousins today?"
"no way dude they just graduated summa cum laude from the academy of mafia dentistry"

by super soprano fan 101 December 31, 2008