dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

by dorothy parker March 3, 2014

Destery Moore

An amazing guy who makes Youtube videos. He is from the channel 'desandnate' but eventually made a personal channel, 'CapnDesDes.' He's so attractive and hilarious, that all his female fans just want to have sex with him. Clearly one of the BEST YouTubers ever.

GIRL 1: "Did you see Destery Moore's new video?"

GIRL 2: "Yeah, it was called "Destery Gets a Blowjob from a Dolphin"

GIRL 1: "Man, that guy's a riot..."

GIRL 2: "I know. I don't understand what it is, but for some reason I just really want to have sex with him"

by OneOfHisFemaleFans September 18, 2010

deferred

When a college tells you to bend over in December and then waits till April to shove that pole up your ass.

Being deferred from your Early Decision school is worse than being outright rejected because you end up waiting four more months for nothing.

by C-Breeze March 11, 2007

determination

A concept that existed millenia before Undertale did

Toby Fox did not invent determination

by Gaydolf Shitler Did 9/12 May 23, 2016

Dexter

A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.

Tagline: Dexter takes life. Seriously.

by HueyFreeman November 7, 2006

Deterdinged

When an extremely unlikely event happens that causes you harm, great annoyance or problems.

“Bro, the post mans parking break gave out and his truck rolled down and slammed into my car. I’ve been Deterdinged!”

by JMRR11 August 8, 2021

dexter

a big ass mexican who has a small as cock u need to see a mega microscope

dexter has a small cock

by dicklover69696869 May 4, 2022