Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

defecatious

To feel the urgent need to defecate, a.k.a. "take a dump", "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", often occurring after consuming a large meal.

After eating a pepperoni pizza and an entire cheesecake last night, I'm feeling quite defecatious this morning.

by Joe_Badger December 10, 2008

Deflectron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectron."

by ShadyShade November 3, 2011

deflectatron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectatron."

by ShadyShadeMaster November 3, 2011

Delectation

This is when a person delights or is greatly pleased by something.
could also mean zest.

e.g They engaged in the Free for All fight in the house with such delectation.

by SanjayAOT August 26, 2013

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

Defication Devastation

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015