deez nuts

A stupid joke that makes you laugh really hard. Used usually to trick people, so you can say a phrase involving your testicles.

"You heard that album by Neyo?"
"Nah nuggah."
"DEEZ NUTS NEYO MOUTH!!!!"

deez nuts by nuggahman June 12, 2007

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deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

deez nuts by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

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deez nuts

1)my big fat hairy balls

Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.

deez nuts by Dehanglo June 23, 2006

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Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

Deez Nuts by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015