Dragon Decoy

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.

I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon

by The Isbey August 16, 2006

decoy bottle

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.

I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!

by rodger leininger November 16, 2007

decoy party

in call of duty black ops three people or more throw down decoys in search and desroy

me and my friends had a decoy party last night

by awesometravis November 22, 2010

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 11, 2007

DP (decoy poke)

A type of poke, when you divert the attention of the person you want to poke, by initializing a fake poke, while actually poking the person with the other hand.

>the action occurs<
"I have just DP (decoy poke)-ed you dude!"

by J&L inc. July 25, 2009

Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.

I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

by Thunder of Muscle February 01, 2020

Mental make-out decoy

The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.

SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.

BPC: haha

SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.

BPC: Someone should tell him!

by AbFabSabs May 13, 2009