debation

Debating with yourself whether to commence masturbation or not.

I knew I was going to be home alone for a few hours, that's then the debation started.

by DCummings November 8, 2015

Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

Demotion

When one is happy, but then becomes sad all of a sudden for no reason.

Friend: "Wow!? Did you see that yesterday, Jack was totally full of Demotion"

by InterestingWords August 27, 2016

Divortion

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017

Demoration

The act or process of demonstrating truth. Are we truthful?

Demoration is harder than you think.

by Atlas Hacked January 30, 2022

denortonize

Transitive verb used to describe college students' deep aversion to thick, brick-sized textbooks that are expensive and a pain to lug around.
Meaning: to get rid of thick anthologies (such as the famed Norton Anthology) or brick-sized textbooks for a seminar; to remove big anthologies from the list of required textbooks for courses or exams.
Noun: denortonization
Antonym: nortonize. To use or recommend the use of thick anthologies for a course or exam.

1. The faculty is looking into ways to denortonize the curriculum.
2. It makes sense to denortonize now that we only offer seminars on individual authors.
3. How does one denortonize the exam when so many authors have to be covered?

by drleung July 5, 2009

Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004