Ddiso

Stanky ass bitch

That’s an ddiso right there

by anonymous May 16, 2021

Dyson

To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused.

"Hey son how was your day?"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"

by RVALDEN May 11, 2010

Dyson

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

by Vex May 14, 2005

Dyson

The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)

Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga

by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005

dayson

Dayson is a funny, awesome, person who you can trust no madder what the situation is. He's obsessed with hats. Plays a very competitive game of Ultimate Frisbee. He is likely to have a fight with his brother over a literal bite of pizza. He loves donuts and can eat a gallon or two of ice cream in one sitting. He lives in a home where they always eat amazingly healthy while still making it delicious, he also milks a cow most mornings and nights thou sometimes one of his 4 brothers does it for him. Sometimes acts like a Nerd, and knows Pokemon. Is a very good singer and Actor... usually.

Person: Hey Dayson! Are there any new plays going on, I really liked the Star-Trek one.

Dayson: No but there will be one this fall, I think it might be a Pirate one.

by Shmermafer August 1, 2014

dyso

a dumb hoe who is good looking and also is really fun to be around. they are always so sweet and funny. they look older than they really are, and they’re great kissers.

“bro, she’s such a dyso. she’s probably a crackhead.”

by Gordonramsey938484 June 11, 2020

Dyson

A person who likes to go Bagless, i.e never uses condoms, esp in casual relationships

Butts is a real Dyson, he never Bags Up

by nezzy_22 March 30, 2009