daycare school

2nd year of preschool aka school babies

Daycare school year

by 459395 May 5, 2023

Daycare belly

It's the same as Bali Belly, but without the holiday.

"my son came home from day care the other day, now I have daycare belly".

by Guido Saragozza March 28, 2024

Daycare attendent

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon

Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm

by anonymous March 28, 2024

dadcore

Fashion, music, or other things that the stereotypical suburban father would enjoy.

Dadcore Essentials:
Clothing:
White New Balance 624 sneakers (or similar chunky trainers)

Faded Levi’s jeans (straight-leg or boot-cut)

Graphic tees from hardware stores, breweries, or past vacations

Oversized polo shirts tucked into pants

Plaid short-sleeve button-downs

Windbreakers from the '90s

Tube socks pulled high

Baseball caps with logos for local businesses, sports teams, or national parks

Brown leather belts with silver buckles

“World’s Best Dad” shirts

Accessories / Gear:
Flip phones or outdated smartphones in belt holsters

Digital watches (e.g., Casio)

Fanny packs worn unironically

Oversized sunglasses with side shields

Clip-on sunglasses for prescription lenses

Bluetooth headsets

Wallets stuffed with receipts and coupons

Lifestyle & Hobbies:
Grilling with intense pride (especially with a propane grill)

Obsessively mowing the lawn and talking about it

Fixing things that don’t need fixing

Saying, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to”

Owning a shed full of tools, none labeled

Watching History Channel or documentaries about WWII

Playing classic rock or dad rock (e.g., Eagles, Springsteen)

Saying things like “Let’s rock and roll” before leaving the house

Being really into local weather patterns

by the random. July 8, 2025

skanky daycare

the cheapest daycare center that you could send your kids to. Forever smells like rotten diapers.

WTF! The state denied my welfare. I might have to go find a job and send my kids to that skanky daycare

by Terry Kulmuthafuka May 5, 2018

Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Gamestop daycare

New kind of daycare where parents leave their child at gamestop while go shopping

Jimmy: Where is your child
Jan: At gamestop daycare

by Aguguguboi September 27, 2022