Davian

A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.

Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!

Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!

Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!

Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Davian: Hey guys sup?

*big explosion*

News report the next day: And only Davian survived.

by TYMAN8 May 10, 2011

davita

A term used to describe the baddest bitch in the building. A davita has a cakin booty and slaps hood ass tunes.

Damn she hella fine! It's been a while since I've seen such a davita!

by ilovedavitas February 19, 2011

Davian

A very hot guy who gets bothered when being touched by his butt. Also is a huge dork who owns a sword and when home alone loves getting naked and playing with his sword.

Davian is such a dork

by Teddybearhugger May 30, 2021

Davian

Someone who makes kettle noises and isn’t even taller than a fire hydrant.

Random Person:’Makes a funny joke
Davian: ‘Makes kettle noise three foot off the floor.
Random Person: “ You’re such a Davian”

by Regin man August 5, 2020

daviahna

A female version of David. A beautiful, sweet and kind women.

You could never find another Daviahna and you could never foget Daviahna

Daviahna is so awesome, she Rocks.

by Beautify January 18, 2017

davieana

Davieana is name for someone who is very caring and will always stand by her friends side, but don't cross she will turn into a different person. But overall she is very pretty, girl with a slight sensitive mindset towards others.

Omg Davieana is such a nice person.

by e nfkbnvdlkfsbgbaekrbn March 11, 2021

davian stan

when ur bsf davian is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a davian stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
spyder: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more davian stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021