data surgeon

A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.

Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "

Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "

by kiwi_donut June 15, 2017

Dantavius

Sexy gabagool eating maniac

Have you seen that sexy gabagool eating maniac, Dantavius

by Dans Real One April 14, 2021

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Why the fuck did you type this

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by Intelligent Ladder April 23, 2023

data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

by HB July 31, 2003

[data expunged]

To erase or remove completely, or DATA EXPUNGED

Man I guess that guy DATA EXPUNGED <<(It is unwanted)

by An0malyDrag0n May 11, 2020

city-data forum

A place where crazies go to rant, extreme ego-trippers are tapped as volunteer "moderators" that hand out inane "infractions" & censor members for any reason under the sun (or no reason at all), and sane members get weeded out eventually by being banned. It is a very Darwinian forum where only the insane, liars, trustees (those who suck up to "moderators"), and senior "moderators" survive.

Thank God I was banned from "city-data forum"!

by yankhadenuf December 4, 2010

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

by shake well before serving July 2, 2005