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The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.
Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.
by Ben Denver June 29, 2011
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the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.
As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.
by dreamquestone January 30, 2022
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the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have a cord, rope, wire, string, etc. on your person that is dangling as you walk or move, then the dangling object has a tendency to get caught up or wrapped around another object in your path.
As I transported the DVD player from the bedroom to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom doorknob. That is what you call the law of dangling cords.
by dreamquestone January 30, 2022
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Emo Dangling

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"
by razed November 2, 2007
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Danging

The in between stage. Where your more than just "Hanging out" and less than officially "Dating"
You and a special friend have been hanging-out on the regular for several weeks. You have met each others' friends and even parents but havent had the "talk" therefor you are more than "hanging-out." You are Danging each other!
by Barb-E February 4, 2010
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Dangling

Dangling is the act of delaying a process. A dangler is a person who procrastinates and much like a loose dick hangs around doing nothing
The bitch has borrowed my money and now she's dangling in giving it back
by Sasha Philange August 7, 2016
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Emo Dangling

To dangle a Emo out of a window via a bungee cord.
Oh shizz man that emo just got boid, hes been emo dangling
by Winston aka WINZ October 16, 2007
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