karat dangler

(noun)

A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times.

"Who does that karat dangler think she's impressing? Like I've never seen a rock before."

by Lush February 25, 2004

flange dangler

1) A guy who seeks pleasure by rubbing his penis around the outside of a womans vagina.

2)A woman who likes being on top during the 69 position.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

fanny dangler

a skirt woren by a girl that is so short u can almost see her fanny. this term cums from the saying "ankle danglers" meaning really short trousers.

ur mum was wearing a fanny dangler last night so i pumped her!

by kyle pender October 9, 2007

stank dangler

n. A piece of shit that has yet to be dislodged from ones anus hole. This often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut butter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the turd into the bowl. The desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said asshole 30 - 50 times. Techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue turd include, bouncing and pulling butt cheeks apart, and - as a last resort - severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.

Bernice: Girl, guess what I did last night?

Gina: What?

Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole

Gina: Wow! Did you save it?

by cornfritter December 16, 2010

Juicy Dangler

When someone/something hypes you up big time and then dissapoints you when they/it fails to deliver.

Get you all juiced up and leaves you dangling.

Person # 1 "Oh man I just heard the best news ever, like seriously. Shit will blow your mind"

Person # 2 *Gets excited* "Oh? Come on, tell me man"

Person # 1 "Justin Bieber is touring, wew!"

Person # 2 "Really man? That's the news? You juicy dangler."

by KillfaceBB September 25, 2010

portland dangler

When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock

"dude that crazy bitch asked me to mix her a drink, so I gave her the 'ol Portland Dangler

by Jon Doyal February 5, 2008

Dirty Dangler

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015