1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".
by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014
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by Lesbian1234 March 12, 2004
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Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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/ˈdamij məNGkē/
Noun
A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
/ˈdamij məNGkē/
Noun
A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
by interviews April 28, 2021
Get the Damage Monkey mug.A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
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When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
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