Cuntraversial

When someone takes an opposite point of view from someone else just to be a cunt.

Bob : "Women are like animals they don't have feelings"
Mary : "No that is incorrect women are equal to men and have to be treated with respect as human beings"
Bob : "i'm sorry Mary i think you are being cuntraversial there, i don't think anyone on the earth would agree with you there"
Mary : "what do you mean by cuntraversial Bob"
Bob : "It is when someone takes the opposite point of view just to be a cunt"
Mary : "You got me there i was only joking Bob"
Bob : "Haha thought so you got me there you slag!"

by Kelly Welly June 13, 2008

Cuntroller

A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.

A: Holy shit Jenny shut the fuck up!
B: Dude, hit her with that cuntroller.

by BigBean January 15, 2015

cuntrash

A person or people that are very annoying, just like an itchy annoying rash on or around your vagina

Dude, your brother is such a cuntrash..hes always playing your xbox...

yeah hes adopted...

damn...

by Eggsta187 July 14, 2011

cumtress

n. The female version of a cumpig

A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.

Did you know Britney sucked off 3 guys last Saturday?

Yeah, she is a real cumtress.

by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010

Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

by FuckYouDave Burlesque January 3, 2014

cattrapped

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.

I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!

by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

Cuntrary

Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.

Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today

Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen

by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020