Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

Cushion up

Get close to something. Be intimate.

Cushion up :
Me and Sandra were getting along well together. Next thing you know we were cushioned up and making out.

by Tattoo papi July 15, 2021

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018

Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.

"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA

by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015

Dick Cushion

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.

His sister is a fucking dick cushion.

by mttcnnn January 24, 2014