Cuntardiot

When one offensive adjective just won't cut it, combine three

My boss is worse than an idiot, retard and cunt he is a Cuntardiot

by Sue donnom November 28, 2012

cuntblanket

A sizeable thatch of flap fur

Her cuntblanket was big enough to wear as a coat

by Smooshed December 6, 2015

Cuntlord

Somone that is Dylan Ross or acts like Dylan Ross

“You fucking cuntlord why’d you fuck your dog”
Dylan-“I’m a cuntlord”
Somone that acts like Dylan Ross-“I’m also a cuntlord”

by Cuntlord November 12, 2018

cuntladder

Military term : women of different rank that treat men like shit. From low rank to high rank in military.

My luitenant give me shit and she was obviously climbing the cuntladder

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntlord

1. when someone is being a mega cunt.

like Fiona Gallagher in Shameless US.

2. when you are the lord of vaginas/ when you have a massive vagina hole.

1.Ian: "Fiona"
kids repeating after him: "Fiona"
Ian: "is"
kids: 'is"
Ian: "A cuntlord"
Kids: "A cuntlord"

2. "I heard jojo is a lesbian, what a cuntlord" or "omg Karen just gave birth so 6 kids, she must have a cuntlord"

by specialgal432 February 4, 2024

Piña Cuntlada

When you eat out your partner after lubing them up with coconut oil.

Aaron headed down south, sipping on Stephanie's Piña Cuntlada, and instantly felt like he was whisked away to a tropical beach.

by MisterGreene July 27, 2020