cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Cusackian

1. adj: used to describe a male, typically young, who acts in a manner similar to John Cusack's character's in the '80s, particularly in a romantic sense.
2. adj: of or related to John Cusack.

Wow, that guy is so romantic and cute, he's almost Cusackian.

by JakeIsCusackian January 12, 2008

Cumpacity

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.

Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!

by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011

Carolina cumsicle

the act of ejaculating repeatedly into an ice cube tray and sticking tooth picks in it like a frozen tasty treat and passing it out to the neighborhood kids you hate.

Kids: Mister why is this shit so salty

Old trash baster: cause its a Carolina Cumsicle, bitches

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

cumsock

A sock that is used by the armed forces when traveling in close proximites in order to catch ejaculate while primin the pump in thier bed

Marines

by Joe Resse February 6, 2003

cumbacker

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.

Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.

by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005

Cumstacking

Use of ancient wisdom, herbs, chemicals, any means necessary to build monstrous quantities of ejaculate ( cum ) to blam all up in, or spackle onto, a partner.

I was cumstacking for a week and when I spackled my gift on her, she wept in gratitude.

by Blamupinit April 17, 2019