cumyoghurtofficial

cumyoghurtofficial, also known as jelena is the best wife ever. theyre super nice and pretty and are overall the best person to ever exist. im so glad i met them and i really hope our friendship lasts forever :)
- ur dear wife, mars

person 1: have u heard of cumyoghurtofficial?
person 2: ofc i have theyre the best person ever!

by marsywarsywars June 9, 2022

cumnugget

When your cum turns into a spaceship.

“Nick your cumnugget is flying into space!”

by cork100 February 24, 2023

Cumdog

An all-round midget with the personality of a dead hamster.

A: Who is that inherently short person over there?
B: Must be a Cumdog

by Bruce Lee’s 2nd cousin March 22, 2023

cumboggan

A man’s hat or toboggan that has be worn by a woman in the sexual act of giving a her a facial.

You can wear one my hats but don’t wear the one on the table it is a cumboggan.

by _Dragon August 20, 2023

cumography

an art of cumograph.

He spent his whole life composing cumography.

by Jacae Wylians December 10, 2025

Ohio CumNugget

The action where you put buckeyes in a bucket of cum, and proceed to drink said cum while fishing in Lake Erie.

Last night, I went to Lake Erie and did the Ohio CumNugget.

by Merica lover March 24, 2021