Colton Stadnyk

A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.

Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.

I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

colton

A loving, outgoing, possible scene kid, usually loveable, happy, surprisingly buff, gets mad easily, possibly bi-polar, would make a PERFECT relationship partner, good with spelling, smart, loving heart for anyone, is very attractive, a little self-fish, very stylish, creative, funny, open minded, has many talents, brave, trustworthy, never lets you down, is strong-willed about most things and is the best kind of guy or girl you could EVER MEET.

I'm never going to get over being a Colton. :)

OMG, Colton, why aren't you my boyfriend?

by Colton Rothert June 1, 2011

Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.

The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.

by lmao26 December 16, 2010

Colton

Colton is very tall usually shy has a very big penis and is great in relationships and fucking

OMG Colton and I had sooooo much fun last night!!

by FoeyJrisone February 25, 2017

Colton

Colton is someone who is very trustworthy. He has a funny & outgoing side, but also has a sweet & romantic side. He never fails to make his girlfriend be happy.
He's one of the best guys you'll ever meet.
Never let him go.

Hey! Look over there! That's Colton. He's amaaaazing!

by taylor.deaan13 April 5, 2011

Culona

That girl across the street every guy drools over to get in that booty ;)

Ray: "Look Culona is right there!"
Rafael: "Yeah she just came outta my bed.. Shes tired you know.. She had her workout."

by bjorla September 2, 2011