Meh Culpa

A really half-assed apology.

(Meh Culpa is a portmanteau of contemporary slang and Latin. See Mea Culpa. ...or perhaps admittedly a cheap combo of street and pretentiousness.) Um, Meh Culpa?

(I just made this word up. Is that okay by UD guidelines? ...or is it like "original research" on Wikipedia?) If it's not okay, Meh Culpa. ;-)

You are totally right, I did make a spelling error in my IM message to you last night. Meh Culpa.

by Slangard July 29, 2007

mea culpa

Literally "my fault" in Latin.

Sunshine: Oh, I included the wrong phrase into the example sentence! Mea culpa.

by gerg:D December 28, 2005

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

mea culpa

A latin phrase meaning "my fault" used mainly by politicians where the action or behavior for which fault is admitted is indefensible and/or inexcusable; the phrase is employed in order to admit fault less bluntly and in a way that is not readily comprehended as such by the general population.

President Clinton eventually abandoned his efforts to explain away or defend his affair with Monica Lewinsky in the White House, and instead, Clinton's attorney issued his Client's "mea culpa" with respect to the affair.

by BA from PA October 1, 2009

fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

by PopsiclesR4TheSummertime May 22, 2005