cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.

A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.

by mad mac the masseuse October 25, 2011

Patrick cudd

The most vile smell on earth, similar to something that has died and gone rotten

“Jesus mate it smells like a Patrick Cudd in here has something died”

by Joesph Gregory May 24, 2018

cuddle muffin

a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

by Zendau May 27, 2008

Cuddlebear

an affectionate nickname for a person who loves to cuddle with the person he/she loves.

Jeromy called Dalia his cuddlebear because he loved her very much.

by The original Cuddlebear October 27, 2008

Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others

My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.

by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

cuddle

something i force my friend, jason, to do with me a lot. normally involves him making me hella soft then letting me hold his hand 🥺 i get to lay me head on his chest and hear his calm, soft breathing. AND WHEN HE WHISPERS NE HEART DOES A LIL BACKFLIP. so what if i have a major crush on him 🤧

jason pls let me cuddle you

by imbabie September 7, 2019

Cuddle Buddy

(n) A partner in which one may cuddle with. Usually not in a relationship with one another, they only seek the affection of cuddling with another person.

He is just my cuddle buddy.

by Sara February 23, 2005