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cockpit

The section of skin connecting the base of the penis shaft to the upper scrotal region. aka the armpit of the penis.
My cockpit smells worse than my gooch.
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Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
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Cockpit

The area where you shaft connects with your scrotum. Sweat and dirt collects here. Its like an armpit for your penis.
"Hey stop scratching your balls!" - Jeff

"I'm not its my cockpit, a$$hole!!" - Tim
by 3plaintain December 9, 2008
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Cockpit

Cockpit is a word you can use for where the underside of your penis joins your scrotum.
Male A, "Oooh my cockpit is a bit itchy today".

Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"

Male A, " F'sure"
by Phil D April 28, 2007
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i shoved mah dick in that bitches armpit but it wasn't shaved so it was a very painful cockpit adventure
by chinaguy November 27, 2009
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russian cockpit

The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.
by Mike Op January 21, 2008
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Cockpit

The armpit like area where the penis connects to the testicles.
My cockpit is sweaty.
by CockpitCreator October 19, 2013
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