CTFC

An acronym, similar to RTFM, being made popular in help desk and technical support workplaces. Stands for Check The F**king Cable.

Used when someone calls for help, claiming up and down that an item is broken and immediately needs to be replaced, when it was simply unplugged.

"This scanner is broken, I demand a new one!"
"CTFC"

by [42]Sanford August 27, 2006

CTFDN

Used when telling someone to calm the fuck down now. If the situation is not en emergency the N may be dropped. In a situation that is out of control you can also add OE (or else), OD (or die), or OMO (or move on) to the end to make it quite apparent that you will calm down or get out my face.

Calvin: Get off the damn counter before i skin you.

Hobbs: Woah! CTFDN!

Calvin: What did you just say to me pussy?

Hobbs: Let me repeat that CTFDNOE.

Calvin: OE what?

Hobbs: OD!

by She&He February 28, 2010

ctfuu

"Cracking the fuck up" but with an extra U because apparently people are too incompetent to realized "Cracking the fuck up up" doesn't make sense :)

*bathroom stall graffiti*
Note 1: "N + J forever <3"
Note 2 (in response): "I hope y'all's relationship fails."
Note 3 (in response to note 2): "Ctfuu, don't you know? That shit's forever <3"

by Ksharpe7518 March 9, 2015

CTFP

The process a man would take in order to convince his woman to have anal sex.

1. C - Converse about anal sex
2. T - Tounge on the asshole
3. F - Finger in the asshole
4. P - Penis inserted in asshole

This rank methodology has been used by many PricewaterhouseCoopers employees.

I used CTFP so I could fuck my bitch up the ass!

by kilo November 26, 2003

CTFB

CTFB means come the fuck back. It is the opposite of GTFO (get the fuck out)

:poppy has quit the chat:
vorpalsword says: CTFB

by vorpalsword June 26, 2010

CTFD

"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"

OMFG will you just CTFD!?

by MagicalTrelmo January 17, 2008

ctfob

"chill the fuck out bitch"

some chick "he hasn't texted me in 1 hour"
guy: "ctfob"

by fuyobih April 20, 2018