chemical persuasion

n. The (usually illegal) act of drugging or intoxicating someone to persuade the person to do something.

Since he never really listened to anything I said, I decided to use some chemical persuasion to get him to have sex with me and it worked.

by MadameTesla May 17, 2015

Bathtub Chemist

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.

A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011

Leon Chemistry

The teaching and educational philosophy founded on the basis of moderate estimation and guessing; a process of learning in which the professor, educator, teacher, or other higher faculty member is at the approximate level of recollection as the students, pupils, or otherwise individuals of the class being taught

Student A: Hey y'all, would you care to accompany me in my travels to the local cafe for some drinks?
Student B: I would be honored, but it is in my deepest regards to inform you that I have Leon Chemistry homework to complete tonight.
Student A: That is quite unfortunate. Is there any way I can aid you in this assignment?
Student B: No, I find it too tough for even me or the teacher to understand the concepts in this work.

by Student B, Subject 26 February 26, 2019

my chem

Short for the band "My Chemical Romance". (Also referred as "mcr")
A modern rock band best known for their albums "The Black Parade" and "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge."

The band members are Gerard Way (singer) , Mikey Way (bass) , Ray Toro (guitar), Frank Iero (guitar), and Bob Bryer. (Drums)

Formed in 2001, and still rocking hard.

"I saw a My chem poster at the mall, but didn't have any money to get it."

"I totally wanted to go to that My chem concert!!!!!"

"My favorite band is defiantly My chem."

by MCR ROCKAH! August 8, 2009

Chemistry

A class required in high school designed to make your day shit. The driest assholes from your nearest community college are rounded up and given worksheets to keep for their entire teaching career, of which they make endless copies and in an orgy of sadistic joy they throw them at you and tell you to learn. Chemistry itself if the science of the smallest fucking shit in the universe that just so happens to require the most detailed math problems. If you know what you're doing, you probably don't.

"All right students, keep in mind 2 out of 3 times in chemistry, there is an exception to the rule."

"That make's sense. I'll always remember the hydronium concentration of sulfuric acid. That will help me when I'm the fucking president and making ten times more than my chemistry teacher."

by redwings96 May 5, 2013

Organic Chemistry

The literal definition of hell. Those who take it will begin to question their major and thus opt out for finance or engineering, which aren't bad choices. For the rest of those who continue, they will become broken by the time they do organic chemistry 2.

Person 1: "Have Organic Chemistry next year. Nice!"

Person 2: "Wait until you get into shapes, then you will truly understand the definition of hell."

by senthurmanz April 19, 2018

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance; A rock band, plain and simple. Nobody wants opinions on here.

Members-
Ray Toro-Lead Guitar
Frank Iero-Guitar
Michael Way-Bass Guitar
Gerard Way-Lead Vocals
Bob Bryar- Drums

Former Members-
Matt Pellisser-Drums

For all you ass-kissing teens. not meaning to offend anybody, if thats what you are, thats what you are

Mikey Way- Not asthmatic, Engaged to be married.
Frank Iero- Also engaged to be married.
Ray Toro- Maybe he doesn't want you to fuck his hair.
Bob Bryar- Amazing drummer, he won't 'sex' you.
Gerard Way- Please don't say you would like to rape him.

These guys get under-rated so much for their talent even though they are currently in the spotlight. A bunch of hard working people who give their all into every single part of their jobs. Inspirational, most have fucked up and made mistakes but they learnt to deal with it.

A group of people just wanting to portray a message and take music to places that it hasn't been for a long while.

"It okay to be fucked up, cause there are five guys in this band who are just as fucked up as you but we've overcome that to do what we do" Gerard Way-My Chemical Romance

by Emma. June 11, 2006