crusty

a word used to describe someone who is extremely bitchy. usually after not getting pussy at a party or after having a series of bad events that comes their way. a person who does not like the word crusty is usually someone that the word crusty defines to the point of perfection. In order to rid of crust, one must do one of the following. Drink beer. Get a nut. Eat an Uncrustable. Or pack a monstrous lip. No one likes to be crusty, and many try to hide their crustiness by throwing extremely large lips. "The Salty Spitoon" is someone who does not get any pussy at a party and in order to hide their crustiness, they throw a big lip.

Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.

"You're so fucking crusty right now." "This kid is the Crust-Ness Monster", "Fuck dude...Im so crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"

by crustness monster May 18, 2010

Crusty

A situation, person or action that is delightfully tacky, yet surprisingly refined and enjoyable.

After not shaving for even a day Ryan is as crusty as left over Taco Bell.

by stelo August 20, 2010

Crusty

Something that is used and dried up but is still beautiful on the outside.

Justina Moccia is also known as Crusty

by Tyler&Robin February 25, 2009

crusty

This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.

"Eww I need a new comfortor, mine's all crusty-like."

"Dude, I love Mickey, that kid's so crusty."

by Alison May 15, 2005

Crusty

A word that only the most cultured of people can handle. Like a much more sophisticated version of the juvenile word "Salty," but on steriods. Used to describe a person's mood when they are humiliated to the point of breaking (Like bread). When using this word, one must make a motion of one breaking a piece of bread. Caution: If this word is overused, the overuser will then become crusty *breaking bread motion*

Jackie: Hey Megan, did you see that guy who was wearing those oversized sunglasses and kept saying awesomesauce and salty?
Megan: Yeah! He was sooo totally crusty *breaking bread motion*
Jackie: Oh my God! I know!

by J.Emm August 01, 2009

Crusty

1) A Grimey, Grungy or Unclean Punk.
2)Exclusively listens to the Cream of the Crust Podcast.
3) Will eat dubious food from almost anywhere.

"Look at all the Crusties leaving that house show!"

"Damn guy looking extra crusty today"

by CreamoftheCrust March 20, 2022

crusty

Originally meant to mean a nasty ass person who doesn't shower or brush their teeth although it's evolved to mean anybody who's just utterly horrifying and repulsive

"Look at Anthony over there, wearing 3 year old Jordans and a sweaty ass Fubu jacket. That nigga is so crusty"

by PJsmallz November 04, 2013