Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018

cornhole crusader

quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer

That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader

by mistaT123123213123 May 6, 2007

crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

burning crusade

The Burning Crusade is World of Warcraft expansion, basically a 6 hour a day workout where people try to gain access to harder parts of the game which they will never experience because they will quit before they experience it, resulting in the waste of 1-3 years of their life.

This game is more addicting than crack and results in many less teens having babies because the are playing this instead of partying

Death and Taxes Guild Member: Man yo, I've spent 8 hours today running heroics, that means I've gotta spend 5 more hours farming mats I need.

His Girlfriend: Come do me instead of playing Burning Crusade

Guild Member: Shouldn't you be farming for Tonight's raid? what's more important, Killing Illidan or having sex? Illidan is first priority

by Pot Roast April 7, 2007

Crusadegaming

Crusade gaming is the definition of "struggles". It's a WoW private server that offers the same content for nearly 4+ years and has been on the urge of crashing since March 1, 2011. Crusade gaming, now ran by Nyse, is an absolute shitty server full of Algum BRs with the skill cap of Shampally. Anyone reading this is absolute poop at this game.

Ivanrah: Yo you play CrusadeGaming still, bro?
Anthrix: No that shit is garbage, I get ganked by shitty ass BRs all day.
Ivanrah: What server you play now?????????
Anthrix: Besides CG I play anything with more than 20 pop.

LOLOLUMAD?

by best lock world April 14, 2013

crustache

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

by BFish December 11, 2002

Crusa

inserting a block of cheese into one's anal cavity. Best if done with provolone or swiss.

I pulled a Crusa last night. Totally put cheese in my butt last night.

by Roger Kevin March 2, 2009