Russell Crowe

A potentially lethal alcoholic concoction. The recipe is easy, yet entirely idiotic and unhealthy. After drinking your favorite flavor of Four Loko about a fourth of the way, simply add a shot of tequila and a 5-Hour Energy to the can and mix well. Once you get past the awful taste and constant desire to vomit, this drink will have you yelling aggressively, punching out paparazzi, and throwing telephones at hotel workers, just like the actor Russell Crowe. Drink at your own risk.

Eduardo just shotgunned a Russell Crowe! What a fuckin' animal!

by TheloniousRex November 17, 2010

russell crowe

A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.

Russell Crowe is a scrouter.

What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!

by The Nefarious Alex August 17, 2005

Russel Crowe

A yobo but a top bloke nonetheless because he likes to sink piss and run amok.

Russel Crowe may be a yobo, but he'd kick your arse 'cause you're a whiny little bitch and he's a hard-arse. Get me a phone to throw at this knob-toucher.

Russel Crowe in Romper Stomper is one bad-arse mother fucker.

by King Ink April 12, 2006

rusell crowe

doesnt like people who steal bread

rusell crowe hates hugh jackman

by DJMJ92 May 5, 2016

A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

by Chilner December 22, 2020

cydney crowe

Cydney crowe is the most Beautiful and cutest person you will ever meet! She is beyond adorable and cute af. She knows who her friends are and she is very loyal. She will choose her friends over a boyfriend because she knows things might not last, but she will love you if you do the same. Cydney crowe is the most loving person you will ever meet, and the most best friend you will have if your hers

The name cydney crowe can't be used in a sentance because she's too cute for that

by It's just me🙃🙃 June 21, 2019

Charlie Crowe

The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.

Girl1: Omg did you see the Charlie Crowe at the mall… he looked so cute
Guy1: OMGGG HE DID

by hannybanny July 27, 2021