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Russell Crowe

A potentially lethal alcoholic concoction. The recipe is easy, yet entirely idiotic and unhealthy. After drinking your favorite flavor of Four Loko about a fourth of the way, simply add a shot of tequila and a 5-Hour Energy to the can and mix well. Once you get past the awful taste and constant desire to vomit, this drink will have you yelling aggressively, punching out paparazzi, and throwing telephones at hotel workers, just like the actor Russell Crowe. Drink at your own risk.
Eduardo just shotgunned a Russell Crowe! What a fuckin' animal!
by TheloniousRex November 17, 2010
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