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Owen-Comering

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.
Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
by OrgyPig March 18, 2011
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The Cramer Effect

The so called "Crammer effect" is a phenomenon where the host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer, will announce that a stock/crypto will go one way, but the actual long-term outcome will be the absolute opposite of said prediction.
1: Oh man, I invested all of my money into Coinbase stock like Cramer said "Coinbase to $475" on his show Mad Money
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.
by LilGanja1337 May 11, 2022
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Cramer

Man, This weekend is gonna be CRAMER !
Like for real yo!
by MizzleC February 6, 2009
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Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
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Crimer

A person who commits many crimes or does bad things. A crimer is generally a bad person.
Quit being such a crimer!
by anti-crimer April 25, 2009
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croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
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Cramered

When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.
I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.
by RajP October 14, 2005
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