dan and phil crafts

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.

Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017

Croatian Sensation

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.

Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation

by Joemannn April 30, 2016

Croatan

Croatan. Croatian Explorers who landed on the Coast of North Carolina near Ocracoke, Cape Hatteras and other nearby areas. They interelated with the local Native and African people. Multi Cultural name. Croatan (Croatian.)

Croatians are here from Croatia! They are known as the Croatan People.

by Jacrispym1 August 3, 2022

Craftsteak

A Craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have sex with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. Then, upon ejaculation, he pulls out, depositing his semen, along with the cluster of pubic hair, across her face.

"Man, I could really use a Craftsteak right now, and I'm not talking about the restaurant."

by Boohoohoo August 17, 2012

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020

croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

crofter's

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019