Croatian Language

The most dick wrenchingly difficult Russian doll of all languages. Just when you think that you've uncovered the key to understanding how to speak it there's a new level of suffixes and word re-arrangements. There's 87 common ways (excluding anomalies) of completing every single noun in this bullshit language, and at the end of it, everyone in Croatia uses one of 3 dialects which are completely separate to the actual language.

Dave: Hey, did you hear Mike's taken Croatian Language for Beginners this semester?
Pete: RIP

by WheelchairDave February 27, 2016

crispy croak

knj + crispy croak = fun vids

Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”

by The crispiest croaks May 27, 2019

Croatia

One of the best countries in the world.Great people, great music, great women, great cities, great beaches...great

Croatia is a great country.

by CROATIA July 2, 2005

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something

Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

Croatia

The country that was so unbelievably fucking close to win the socker worldcup.

Alice: Croatia should have won.

White rabbit: yeah i know.

by Alma Paula August 16, 2018

Croatia Airlines

The national airlines company of Croatia

I flew to Dubrovnic with Croatia Airlines.

by Pim May 6, 2006

croatia

the country located east of Italy and lies on the Adiatric Sea. It is a beautiful country with beautiful nature. Also, Croatians are recognized as beautiful people.

I went to an awesome place called Croatia and I saw a beautiful Croatian.

by Croatian May 24, 2006