CribScore

A score between 1 to 100 constructed to communicate the level of livability of a structure intended for human dwelling; and in compliance with state and local habitability rules and regulations. See Implied Warranty of Habitability.

“Check out that apartment’s CribScore before you sign on the dotted line so you know it’s safe to live there.”
“You have to follow the inspection protocol described on the site to get the most current CribScore for your rental.”
“Renters can leave a review about the unit and the service the landlord provided under the lease agreement on CribScore.”
“You should really CribScore that rental before you make it your next home.”
“A high CribScore means your home complies with landlord/tenant law and is a safe place to call home sweet home.”
The higher the CribScore, the safe the rental is for you to live there… the sweeter the home.”

by CribGuru October 19, 2022

Crimson Grenade

The act of removing one's tampon and throwing it at or near a victim.

"Dude, Jenny pulled out her tampon and threw a crimson grenade in the middle of her fight with Becky!"

by Sherlock Holmeslice July 29, 2015

The Crimson Fucker

A.k.a Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)

Catholic Priest : "OMIGOD! It's the CRIMSON FUCKER!"
Alucard : "Give me a huuuug!" (then cannibalizes him)

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

Miley Cirus

The eye sore of the world.. I really dont know whose worse, her or Justin Beiber, if they were to get married there would be mass genocide.

OMG NO!! MILEY CIRUS AND JB GOT MARRIED!!....... (2 minutes later population of Earth greatly drop to 2.. but it was for a good cause)

by Jenava2311 June 13, 2011

crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.

After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.

by TBird311 April 20, 2010

King Crimson

One of the few truly "unique" bands out there. King Crimson has a darker tone than most other progressive rock bands from the 70's/ 80's, and their style is almost unlike any other band before them or since. Featuring some truly mesmerizing and wildly creative guitar riffs (thanks to the amazing lead guitarist Robert Fripp), dark and unusual yet not overly pretentious lyrics, and a whole string of different influences ranging from jazz to classical music, King Crimson is the definition of Progressive Rock. They're still releasing new albums to this day, but the only remaining member from the original lineup is lead guitarist Robert Fripp.

Listen to King Crimson

by KnuxMAGIC June 20, 2005

breathless cries

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.

"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."

by unfathomable November 5, 2013