Skip to main content

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
mugGet the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets mug.

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
mugGet the synchronized crotches mug.

Minge Crickets

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.
by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011
mugGet the Minge Crickets mug.

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
mugGet the Status Crickets mug.

Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
mugGet the Crotch Crickets mug.

Butt Crickets

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

“Butt crickets man, we’re good.”
by owangutang May 18, 2021
mugGet the Butt Crickets mug.

couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.
HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!
by Doormansd September 16, 2013
mugGet the couch crickets mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email