cranalanalitis

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.

Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."

by boardercrosser January 15, 2008

Chiang Kai-Shrek

China's infamous "ogre leader" during the early-to-mid 1900's.

It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Cran

Cock riding ass nigga

Stop it you fucking cran

by Bigm11 April 23, 2019

cianni

the baddest bitch u will ever meet! the queen of everything... always gonna be the most hated & talked about but that's because she's a bad bitch! ISSA KEEPER

"I wish I had me a Cianni"
"Everybody wish they had a Cianni bro"

by noalaniboo March 13, 2017

Criannya

Criannya is a funny girl she is going to be rich when she grows up because she is loyal and smart

Criannya is fine

by cute_fine June 14, 2018

chiance

A fiancé who is a cheater.

She was going to marry her chiance anyway.

by Nanner September 16, 2016

Cianii

She is great person is an AMAZING friend! She is beautiful, smart, nice, funny! She has an amazing humor and if you have a Cianii in your life whatever you do don't let her go. Though she can have an temper she still a good friend. She is also called fake or mean because of her actions but she's hiding something. She's broken . She always have an wall of anger up to save herself. From what ? you might ask , Ask Cianii. She is nice , kind and sweet under everything and people don't see the way she is treated. That's why she doesn't talk anything . quiet.

- Hey Cianii , Got Tea?
Always but nothing i can share.
- You always doing that i won't tell .
Sure you won't , you said that the last time.

by ❤️Emoji ok November 18, 2018