Creamy Man

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.

Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!

by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

creamy crack

Another word for chemical relaxers (perms). Black women use straightening products that must be retouched every 6 to 8 weeks, and become reliant on them, like a crackhead to crack.

Sista 1: Girl, I gotta go to the shop every Saturday to get my hair did.

Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!

by MicaD December 21, 2005

Creamy Boys

Creamy boys are boys that have an unhealthy obsession with putting cream in all their crevasses and licking it out of each other.

Oh my god what are those creamy boys doing on the bus someone call the police!

by kfkfbzfbsdkbg April 8, 2020

creamy skunk

Noun
a very smooth weed hit

Damn that Indica hit was a creamy skunk.

by The Creamy Skunk November 7, 2017

Creamy Vagilingus

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus

Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!

by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

A Creamy Dream

When you get your rocks off, while balls deep in your crush but you wake up and realize it was all a dream

Last night I busted a nut in your mum, but I woke up and I creamed all over my drawers. It was a creamy dream

by A creamy dream November 16, 2020

Whippy Creamy

The coolest character in the object show HFJONE.

Whippy Creamy: If I get the prize, I'm asking for some Whippy Creamy sized sunglasses. Remind everyone how cool I am for winning. B)

by Dandelogan August 23, 2022