break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012

go hard in the crayons

Similar to going hard in the paint, going hard in the crayons is going just a little bit harder, as if to say one has been going hard since they used Crayolas in Preschool.

"Man I went way too hard today. I'm way past paint, I go hard in the crayons now"

by acarnz April 27, 2012

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.

On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo

by thecorndog September 1, 2013

cranstaceous

Badass; does not give a fuck

Wonder Woman is a very cranstaceous character. I see why women look up to her.

by YesIreallymadethis December 3, 2017

Cranston

A name you give your kid when you let your husband choose their name. They are someone that is very caring but also not caring at the same time.

Person 1 Oh my gosh what did you name your baby
Person 2 we named him Cranston of course

by Cranstonsmom October 17, 2019

Cranston

The sexiest bird alive in all of animal crossing, ladies fall to his feet

So you heard about Cranston

by Leaf chan September 14, 2020