crabbit

Old Scottish slang for grumpy or miserable

Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?

by mississippi dave April 19, 2005

Crabboy

A quiet, intuitive ginger who is in the habit of nagging his friends to go crabfishing with him.

Crabboy: Hey, do you want to go crabfishing with me tomorrow?
Man: Get the hell away from me Crabboy!

by MooMan98 April 1, 2009

Carebear stare

A term describing ones tendency to puff out their chest. This tactic is mainly known as an attempt to impress or intimidate someone else.

Wow! Did you see O'doyle? He was doing the carebear stare so hard I thought he was going to fly away! LOL! Then his ass got knocked the fu©k out! Instant karma for a bull

by LauraKroft January 2, 2020

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005

crabcage

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.

Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.

by jimnobu November 21, 2014

crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Crab Boil

Basically it's when you motor-boat someones butthole. A sexual partner places his/her lips inside the butt crack of their partner and exhails forcefully while turning head from side to side. This will generate a motor-boat like sound.

"Stacy quivered with excitement as Jennifer crab boiled her naked ass crack"

by NWpolitik December 29, 2016