crankgameplays

A soft boi named Ethan, also known as the backflip guy, that plays video games and does some reaction videos. He is friends with Markiplier, and was a big fan of him before they started being friends. He started a channel with Mark called "Unus annus" meaning "one year" in Latin, they chose this name because they will delete the channel after one year of it creation.

Have you seen the new crankgameplays video????

by for real bruh November 26, 2019

Cram

A little mushy substance you put between your gums. Available in 3 distinct flavors: Raspberry, Berry, VERY Berry. Can be used in the making of weaponry: Must be laid in the sun for a fortnite to become harder than steel. The opposite of Cram is Mark. Cram costs 20 gold coins per bucket. A Cram sword costs 50 gold coins.

“I am selling ‘Cram’ for 20 gold coins.”
“Laid in the sun for a fortnite it can become harder than steel, ‘Cram’ sword.”

by _cvyper August 8, 2019

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Cram Sword

This piece of weaponry was created by a blacksmith using cram. The cram sword was made out of cram that was layed out for about a fortnight, making it harder than steel. Right now, the sword goes for 50 gold coins.

I went into battle with a cram sword.

by JakeTheJew August 28, 2019

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

by Tbird December 14, 2008

cranbaisins

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023