couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018

Colchonero

A supporter of Atlético de Madrid. Means "Mattress", because at the beginings of XX century in Spain, the mattress were red and white stripes (as their main t-shirt).

- Hey, do you support any team?
: Yes, I'm a colchonero, from Atlético de Madrid

by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018

Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

coucholepsy

When you almost immediately fall asleep upon sitting on a couch. Can be anyone's couch: your couch, your mom's couch or the couch of a person you just started dating.

Coworker 1: Hey, are you going out with that guy this weekend?
Coworker 2: Nope, never again. Last time he came over he passed out on my couch. Dude clearly has coucholepsy.

by PixieRose November 18, 2019

COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

by Jay Reid April 25, 2020

Cochon

Cochon is the definition of a cute bab. Cochon will ways be willing to talk and is a really nice and supportive person who is a real cutie! They're sweat and kind and is the biggest boi ever!

"That's guys really cute!"

"Yeah, I heard he's a Cochon!"

by Ranga_the_tbdl November 24, 2020

Couching

The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."

by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023