by Cottage8167765432 January 13, 2011
Get the Cottagemug. Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
by mitch71h November 20, 2014
Get the Weekend at the cottagemug. When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.
by Mister A. February 11, 2009
Get the Cottage Cheeksmug. the act of watching hard core porn and jerking off with your friends at a cottage. and getting a pink teddy bear, cutting a whole in it, and fucking it.
by chriserin March 11, 2020
Get the cottage timemug. George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.
by WelshAsian January 15, 2012
Get the e-cottagingmug. A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.
My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.
by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008
Get the cottage backmug. I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage
by Whitebits January 29, 2009
Get the Lady Cottagemug.