Cosmo'd

Trying to show off and you break your car.

He cosmo'd in front of those girls over there.

by frankz December 2, 2007

Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.

Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

cosmo bomb

A game played at a bar by a group of guys which developed from icing. The object is to order your friend a cosmo without his knowledge. Usually other friend distract the victim while the order is being placed. The friend who receives the drink must finish it at the bar but if requested they must walk around the bar showing off their pink drink. The bomb can also be ordered for the friend that was the first to hit the bathroom in the bar. The real joke is that while the drink it very pink it is mostly alcohol. Pinkies out.

Dude I got blackout drunk after three cosmo bombs at the bar last night.

by Ser Rees McKelvey December 3, 2011

Cosmo Kramer

Character in Seinfeld. Said to be so charasmatic that he has had children named after him. In fact, if you know a Cosmo, he was probably created in honor of Cosmo Kramer

Cosmo: Cosmo Kramer was named after me!
Friend: We all know that's not true because everyone named Cosmo was created as a tribute to Kramer.
Cosmo: Sorry, you are right

by whitepanther34 October 19, 2011

Cosmo Dyke

A feminine lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians. They generally enjoy fashion, flowers, perfume, sex and the city, lingerie, lipstick, and sex with other cosmo dykes. Most prevalent in highly educated women. Also known as a Lipstick Lesbian.

"If I wanted to sleep with someone who looked like a man, I'd find a man. Where are all the Cosmo Dykes?"

by Kubed December 26, 2005

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

cosmo radio

SIRIUS Channel 111
they talk about everything you need and want to know. sex, love, relationships, beauty and fashion tips, celebrity news, and, of course, the latest hot music. its the best ever i listen to it every morning and evening on the ride to work and the ride home i love tay tay! (the morning host!!)

Cosmo Radio SIRIUS Channel 111 listen and be amazed!

by Tera Rex June 24, 2008